The fastest and easiest way to go from fumbling
rookie to RESPECTED MUSICIAN,
without paying for a single private lesson!
"The
Astonishing Soloing Secrets
of the Most Respected, Most Ripped-Off,
And Most Successful Lead Guitarists
In The World
Finally Revealed
By The Touring Pro Famous For Teaching
Clueless Rookies How To
Blow Veteran Guitarists Clean Off The Stage."
Best
part: You can force-feed these
amazing chops and funky crowd-pleasing skills
literally overnight
for FREE, if you choose!
From: Dr. Mike O'Leary
OHP Guitar.com
To: OHP Guitar "e-Hotlist" member
Dear Fellow Guitar Nut:
Listen carefully if you've ever
lusted for the ability to pick up any guitar,
in any situation (even under blazing stage lights,
backed by skeptical and unfamiliar musicians)
and instantly blow the room
away with a killer, sizzling solo that makes
other guitarists despair and every girl in the crowd
suddenly attentive
then this short letter is going
to rock your world.
Most guitarists even many professionals
who tour regularly or back up famous artists
only master a relatively small "bag of tricks"
when it comes to soloing.
But the greats
notorious
axe-slingers like Stevie
Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, Tony Iommi, Slash, Jimmy Page
and every other rock-god who ever hit the big-time
have always relied on a DEEP "bag of tricks"
that guarantees their solos stand out. They
NEVER hit a boring note, and audiences shut up when
it's time for another solo.
You know it when you hear it. A true
guitar hero knows how to get inside your head
with melody, inside your heart with feeling
and inside your soul with sexy, world-class musical
mojo that satisfies. And gets the ladies wanting
to boogie.
And you know what? This is the BEST
time in history to be a guitarist.
Why? Because, for the first time EVER
YOU can now finally learn
ALL the secrets of killer soloing
fast.
Overnight, if you're ready.
Even better
you can "test
drive" every single one of these insider secrets
For Free,
If
You Choose!
Doesn't
matter how long you've been playing, either.
The entire musical landscape is changing, at lightning
speed and even raw rookies now have the opportunity
to ROCKET to the top of the pack
with the tricks,
skills and laughing confidence of the best guitarists
who've ever laid hands on a fretboard.
You're gonna remember this day for
the rest of your life. Because from now on, whenever
you pick up an axe and launch into a solo, every note
you play is gonna scream
Dues
Already Paid!
Are you ready? Ready for instant
respect
ready for the smug inner knowledge
that will allow you to step onto any stage, with any
other artist, confident
you can earn your spot there, no matter what
kind of music is being played
and ready for all
the glory and success that gets showered on a
hot guitarist?
Then here's a story you're gonna
love: You may not have heard of Rudy Parris (yet)
but notorious guitar slingers worldwide go out of
their way to hear him play. (Billy Gibson
of ZZ Top hugged Rudy after watching him tear
up the room during one of Rudy's many tours with notorious
punk-a-billy Hank Williams III that's HIGH praise.)
A special-issue "StoneTone"
guitars (designed and built in the USA by famous
moonlighting craftsmen) with Rudy's signature are being
unveiled at the next NAMM show in Los Angeles
(Hank Williams III snagged one of the first of
these beauties out of the shop.)
How does a mostly unknown guitarist
rate a glorious debut of signature guitar at
the world-famous NAMM show?
Simple: By having the DEEPEST
"bag of tricks" in modern blues.
And Rudy filled his bag by figuring
out something very few guitarists ever realize: The
"magic" behind the best solos in the universe
are all rooted in the blues. Not the scratchy
crap you hear bad guitarists grind out. No the
deep, soul-satisfying funky voodoo that comes
straight from the Delta.
Rock, country, speed-metal, thrash,
even new wave and jazz
the JUICE of all
head-turning solos starts with the wizardry of BB King,
T-Bone Walker and John Lee Hooker. (The White
Stripes, Kid Rock, even the Red Hot Chili Peppers
and Joe Satriani rely on this "blues
juice" as the fundamental appeal for their
music.)
But it's NOT just a matter of copying
those blues greats. No way.
What Rudy learned to do
after
years of struggle and experimentation
is to BLEND
those roots with everything else modern guitarists
have at their fingertips.
The result:
Fresh, heart-stopping solos that will drop punks, rockers,
head-bangers and even blues fools right to their knees.
And guess what? You do NOT have to
struggle for years to get hip anymore.
Nope. Rudy did the struggle part for
you. And he figured out the jaw-dropping SHORTCUTS
that even clueless rookies can use to go from fumbler
to cocky soloist in record time.
How good
do you wanna get? Rudy has opened for BB
King and Bo Diddly, toured with Hank Williams
III, and taught his secrets to some of the now-gnarliest
guitarists on the circuit. (Rudy doesn't share his lessons
with just anybody he doesn't even take on private
students, because he knows he only needs a couple of
sessions to "install" everything you need
to know.)
And he is one tough guy to nail down
for lessons. He's a working guitarist, touring and backing
up major artists. No time for personal lessons.
Still
because so MANY guitarists
stalk him just to pick up a hint of what
he's doing to get such amazing tone and boogie
he has developed a unique "Quick
Learn" teaching style.
That's rare to find a hot musician
who also understands how to teach someone else
what to do. Great playing isn't a mystery to Rudy
and he knows exactly how to reveal ALL those
killer secrets to you, too. In record time.
Here's just a taste of what he shows
the lucky guys who become his students:
- The secret ear-bending strategy behind "pro
level" blues scales that work like magic
to turn even short solos in alt, punk or country
styles into masterpieces. (Other musicians
won't stop talking about you
and even hot, arrogant
rhythm sections will be instant fans.)
- Insider tone and equipment
tips that shortcut the hardest part
of getting started for very little
money, you can outfit yourself with the finest soloing
rig available. (And skip all the frustration most
guitarists go through of experimentation and wasting
time and cash with equipment that you can't get good
tone from.)
- How to comp greasy, super-funky organ riffs
from greats like Jimmy Smith a voodoo
secret that greats like Freddy King and John
Lee Hooker have used to define their slinky styles.
- An entire menu of fresh,
new, specific licks
you can throw into ANY solo that will turn
heads and make other musicians swoop with melodic
ecstasy. (NOT your same-old, tired cliché licks,
either this stuff is brilliant and HOT
and, once you learn them, can be mixed and matched
so they always sound clever and new.)
- The secret voodoo "turn arounds" that
make your solos fluid and
sexy and definitely the work of a savvy
musician (no matter how long you've been playing).
- The little-known "magic"
chords that DEFINE expert guitar playing
finally broken down for you in simple, easy-to-master
detail. Learn just a handful of these little
monsters, and you will NEVER be mistaken for an "average"
guitarist again!
- Rudy's special secrets for hand
positions that guarantee easy access to every note,
every wicked-ass bend, and every scorching
riff you care to play. (Just looking at
your hands will convince other in-the-know guitarists
that you've got your act down cold.)
And much more. How to tune "to
the group", which earns instant pro-level respect
in the rhythm section and guarantees you'll sound great
how to get off the wah-wah "merri-go-round"
and start ripping on that
pedal the way Hendrix worked it
how
to comp behind any singer to make them sound better
than ever (fastest way to get asked to play again
with any band)
how to bend notes like Albert
King (most rookies flub this and RUIN solos)
the main secret behind Eric Clapton's
genius soloing
double-stop
endings that scream "pure class" and
punctuate your solos so they become memorable
(they'll be talking you long after you've left the building)
touring pro hand warm-up secrets
and so much more
it would take me three pages just to outline it all.
The bottom line: Rudy has "broken
the code" on instantly crafting killer solos
in any style, playing with any group,
under any conditions that ooze sexy confidence
and generate excitement even among jaded pros who've
"heard it all". (Leave
your "rookie" status behind forever, starting
right now.)
Whether you want to front a band
sit in with hot groups (and get ASKED to sit in) whenever
you hit clubs
get a job with an existing group
or just be the best damned guitarist in town
this
is ALL you need.
Go from rookie (or "stuck"
journeyman player) to the hot new kid on the block literally
overnight.
That's how powerful these secrets are.
Here's what
Rudy has for you: During a rare lull in his
touring schedule, we hustled Rudy into the recording
studio
where he poured out EVERYTHING in his "bag
of tricks", all on DVD.
Best part it's all laid out
so you can "get" and learn even the details
almost immediately.
These are the HIDDEN secrets that can
turn you into a guitar god without struggle
or even too much hard work in the fastest
time humanly possible
We call this package "Rockin
Blues Mastery". It's 3-DVDs, over an
hour each of intense musical insider knowledge, tactics
and specific tips a HUGE package of guitar joy.
And right now
You
Can See Everything
With No Risk Whatsoever!
Here's
the deal: You have a 100% guarantee of
satisfaction here. To get your huge package of DVD
lessons, just click on the "Add To Cart" button.

The purchase price for this amazing
"get real friggin' good, real friggin' fast"
package is just $99. (Less than you'd pay for formal
lessons at your local music joint
where you MIGHT,
if lucky, learn a FRACTION of what's in these self-learning
DVD lessons.). Use your credit cart. It's perfectly
safe... 100% encrypted.
Or, if you prefer to talk to a living
breathing person, you can just call my office at:
1-800-316-5871
(Ask
For Department PB-77)
Tell my staff you want "Rudy's
Rockin' Blues Mastery DVD package",
and they'll process your order instantly.
Or, if you'd rather pay with a check
or money order (payable to OHPguitar), just send your
payment of $104 (that's $99 plus $5 shipping and handling)
to: OHP Guitar, Dept PB-77, 606 E. Acequia Ave.,
Visalia, CA 93292.
But you don't risk a penny of your
purchase price if you act right now.
Because you have a
100%
Money-Back Gurantee
For Six Full Months.
Here's how it works: Order these
DVDs. Use them like you own them, for 6 months.
Learn every trick and tactic, and test them out on stage
or with your band. If, at any time up to your 6-month
anniversary, you decide these secrets aren't exactly
what you need
then simply return the DVDs . You
will receive a prompt refund of your entire purchase
price, no questions asked.
This means
if you choose
you get to see everything for
FREE.
But I doubt you'll want to return these
DVDs, once you see them. This is the real thing. If
you're lusting after true guitar wizardry, this is EXACTLY
what you want.
You must
act fast, however. This hyper-generous offer
is VERY limited I simply cannot expose my company
to this kind of financial risk for very long. So I plan
to pull this offer in exactly 30 days.
But wait there's more:
If you order right now, you not only get the super-long
6-month guarantee (which removes all risk)
but
I will also throw in 2 BONUS
DVDs
yours to KEEP no matter what.
These bonus DVDs are worth the price
of the package all on their own. The first one shows
Rudy interacting with a typical student for a 20-minute
"super lesson" in crafting blazing
solos. Watching a lesson in action is the fastest
way to learn, and watching on DVD allows you rewind
and go over every part you really like.
The second
one is an extended jam, where Rudy lets
it all hang out. If you had ANY doubts before about
the power of a killer solo, this bonus DVD will set
you straight. You'll see everything you've just learned,
compacted into one sizzling performance (clearly filmed
so you see everything Rudy does).
These bonus DVDs are amazing opportunities
to jump-start your playing
instantly.
And they are yours to keep,
even if you later ask for a no-questions refund.
I know this is mega-generous
but this is Rudy's "debut" on the national
teaching stage. With his special issue signature guitars
coming out, too, we are celebrating a bit here
and you're part of the party.
Jump on
this offer, while it lasts. You are about
to enter a world of amazing fun and rewards, as a new-born
KILLER guitarist with the deepest bag of tricks in town.
You know what that means. Gigs, fans,
girls
and the raw cock-sure confidence
of a top-level musician, strutting your stuff.
It's time to call. My staff is on-call
24 hours a day, 7 days a week at 1-800-316-5871
and there's a package here waiting to be rushed off
to you, as soon as you call.
You're gonna love this

Doc O'Leary
Prez, OHPguitar

P.S.
Don't forget this is a very limited offer.
We're "launching" these DVDs with a bang,
and you don't risk a penny by seeing what all
the fuss is about. Call today
and with our rush
shipping, you will have your package within days.
P.P.S.
Oh... and listen to what guitar players who KNOW
are saying about Rudy:
"Rudy Parris is one of the most talented musicians
I've ever worked with. Besides being a multi-instrumentalist,
he has a deep understanding of various genres of music,
i.e., blues, country, hard rock, and heavy metal."
-- Blues legend Ron Thompson.
"From finger-pickin to blues to country
Rudy
makes it look easy and knows how to teach beginners
and pro's!"
-- Hank Williams III (touring
artist and grandson of Hank Williams).
When I heard Rudy Parris play and sing the blues He
brought me to tears! He's an inspiration as a player
and you couldn't meet a more humble down-to earth person!
In my book this guy is all Class and should be a household
name.
-- Dez Fafara (Coal Chamber
and Devil Driver).
"I first met Rudy in Seattle where he came up
to me and asked if he could try out my Martin 00016.
And man, did he play it....he put me to shame that day
and I've been practicing my chops on a more regular
basis since then. This guy's got true raw talent and
is quite honestly one of the very best and most soulful
guitar players and singers I've heard in recent years.
-- Michael Akerfelt (Opeth).

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